I gave orders for four decades. Now I ask the self-checkout machine for permission to buy tea bags and it tells me to wait for a...

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I gave orders for four decades. Now I ask the self-checkout machine for permission to buy tea bags and it tells me to wait for assistance. There is a certain symmetry to that I try not to think about too hard.


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